ONCE UPON A TIME A POLOCK, AN AMERICAN, AND A GERMAN WERE GOING TO BE SHOT BY A
FIRING SQUAD. WHEN THE AMERICAN WAS ABOUT TO BE SHOT HE SHOUTED OUT "TORNADO!".
SO THE WHOLE FIRING SQUAD RAN, AND THE AMERICAN ESCAPED. THE NEXT DAY THE
GERMAN WAS ABOUT TO BE SHOT WHEN HE YELLED "TIDALWAVE!", AND HE ESCAPED. THE
NEXT DAY THE POLOCK WAS GOING TO BE SHOT. THE FIRING SQUAD WAS ALL LINED UP AND
JUST WHEN THEY WERE ABOUT TO SHOOT HE YELLED "FIRE!"
