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• Q: What's the definition of a virgin? A: An ugly third grade
• Housewife: a gadget you screw on the bed.
• Q: Did you hear about the scientist who was experimenting with rats?
  A: He switched to lawyers so he wouldn't form an emotional attachment....
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• Q: Know what a rodeo fuck is? A: You start to screw your wife doggie style
  hold on to her shoulders, and whisper in her ear that her sister is a better fuck than she is, and try to hold on for 8 seconds....
• Just One Question... Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?...
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