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Q: How Did Helen Keller Burn The Side Of Her Face? A
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Q: How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face?
A: Answering the iron.
Q: How did she burn the other side?
A: They called back.
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Q: How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? A: She answered the iron.
Q: How did she burn the other cheek? A: The guy called back....
Q: HOW DID HELEN KELLER BURN HER FACE? A: BOBBING FOR FRENCH FRIES.
Q: HOW DID HELEN KELLER BURN HER FINGERS? A: READING HER WAFFLE IRON....
Q: How did Helen Keller burn her fingers? A: She tried to read the waffle iron.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was bad?
A: They re-arranged the furniture in her room....
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she used bad words?
A: They washed her hands out with soap....
Q: How did Helen Keller discover masturbation? A: Trying to read her own lips.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she didn't do her homework?
A: They stomped on all her braille books with golf shoes....
Q: What did Helen Keller do when she fell off the cliff? A: She screamed her fingers off.
Q: Why did Helen Keller go crazy? A: She tried to read a sheet of sandpaper.