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"Hello?"
This confuses anyone who doesn't know you.
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IS anyone out THERE HELLO,HELLO
You know what to do at the tone."
Hello?? Anyone home??
Hello, I'm not here."
A friend of mine used this one last summer.
I always answered it with "Okay, that's all I wanted to know....
Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you....
64 Have you heard of knock-kneed Samuel McGuzzum Who married Samantha, his bow-legged cousin?
Some people say, Love finds a way, But for Sam and Samantha it doesn'....
Hello, this is Marlin's answering machine reminding you that yesterday was the last day of the previous period of your life.
After the beep you can tell me how it was, or leave some other, informative message. Thanks....
Hello this is the (Last Name) residence, we're in the middle of a family fight right now.
Leave your name a number at the beep and whichever one wins will call you right back....
Liberal (n): Anyone who disagrees with you.