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  you have reached xxx-xxxx. we are currently unable to answer because we are either chasing, or being chased by, bats....
• The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages "Hi!
  I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am....
• Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.
• Drunken voice:) You have reached Bob's hotline. We are not able to respond due to uninevitable circumcisions.
  But if you leave your name and noomber, we won't be in wonder... pa-a-a-a!...
• The message I currently have on my recorder is the output from my Amiga's speech sythesizer.
  It's set up as a dialog between two distict, but recognizably artificial voices....
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  Can you leave your name and number when you hear the sound of the tone?...
• beep, beep, beep> The number you have reached, Seven.
  Six. Seven. One. Two. Three. Four. [Use your number here....
• Hello.. Incontinence Hotline.. Can you hold?
• Hello....Incontinence Hotline....Can you Hold