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• Hi, you have reached .... Please leave your name, phone number and a message and if we like it we will return your call".
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  That's right, you get to leave your name and number on this amazing machine!...
• Answering machines. Nowadays almost everyone has one, complete with a snappymessage of their own device.
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• E'llo." "My name is Inigo Montonya." "You killed my father.
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• Hello this is the (Last Name) residence, we're in the middle of a family fight right now.
  Leave your name a number at the beep and whichever one wins will call you right back....