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• beep, beep, beep> The number you have reached, Seven.
  Six. Seven. One. Two. Three. Four. [Use your number here....
• No! NO! Not THAT! Anything but that! Not the beep! No!
  Please! Not the beep! Anything but the beep! AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!...
• To the tune of "Heartbreak Hotel" with appropriate instrumental accompaniment) I just left home baby I'll be out fer a spell and if you don't leave a message baby you can go to &l
  BEEP>...
• You know what to do at the tone."
• You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
• The message I currently have on my recorder is the output from my Amiga's speech sythesizer.
  It's set up as a dialog between two distict, but recognizably artificial voices....
• And this is the sound the aliens made..." (BEEP!)
• he quiet, eerie vocal part of 'hello, earth' by kate bush] (after about 30 seconds)
  hello. you have reached xxx-xxxx. we can't come to the phone right now because we're at vespers....