A recent discovery of an element has taken place for the
periodic table.
The chemical element known as WOMAN (symbol Wo) has an atomic
weight of 120 (isotopic) and certain other characteristics.
It is found wherever man is. It can freeze at any time,
melts when properly treated, and is bitter when not used
well. It is seldom found in the free state.
Wo is generally roundish in form and boils at 0 degrees
Celcius. It is very active, possessing a great affinity for
gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. However, it
undergoes violent reaction when left alone. It is able to
absorb great quantities of food as well as energy. It turns
green or red when placed beside a better looking specimen and
seems to age rapidly.
The element is highly ornamental and useful. It equalizes
the distribution of wealth and is probably the most powerful
income agent known. This element should be respected as it
is highly EXPLOSIVE when in inexperienced hands.
