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• One night at a bar in San Francisco, a sailor and marine, both on shore leave, started arguing about which service was better, who could drink more, who had the bigger dick, etc.
  Well, needless to say, the bartender stepped in and said, "Okay, let's settle this once and for all...
• DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodka.
  The barman says "Wow! you must have had one really bad day....
• A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?
  . "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the man....
• A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender "Do you serve lawyers here?
  Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the customer, "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my gator....
• What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
  Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....
• A guy walked into a bar and, with a very despondent look on his face, ordered a bourbon - straight up.
  The bartender set the drink down and, to his sur- prise, a little man just over a foot tall climbed out from under the custo- mer's jacket and onto the bar....