The police department of a small coastal community hired a beautiful,
but dumb secretary. Naturally all the junior officers had dreams of
empire. Several of them took her out, but none of them were able to
get anywhere. Finally, the chief got tired of watching them struggle,
and said to them, "All right you amateurs, I'll show you how a real
pro does it. I'll take her out in the boat and just to make you
suffer, I'm going to leave the radio turned on so you can listen".
So he took her out in the Department's boat, and he wasn't getting
much of anywhere. Trying to keep his cool, he suggested that they
should have some lunch. So he took out a sandwich, and being somewhat
flustered dropped it in the bottom of the boat. He picked it up and
dusted it off to which the young lady asked, "Are you going to eat
that dirty old thing?". To which he replied, "Say ham sandwich,
dammit, say ham sandwich!".
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