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• Q: What's the difference between a whale and an Italian grandmother?
  A: Ten pounds and a black dress....
• What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
  Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....
• What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull? Lipstick.
• Q: What's the difference between a Pit Bull and a woman with PMS?
  A: Lipstick (though I can't recall seeing many Pit Bulls wearing it)....
• Q: What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? A: Snowballs.
• What's the difference between a toy poodle humping your leg and a Pit Bull humping your leg?
  ...The Pit Bull gets to finish! -ke...
• Q: What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?
  A: NO FEE - If No Recovery!!!...
• Q: What's the difference between like and love? A: Spit and swallow.