So I hear that the highway department came to the scene of the accident
where 25 feet of skid marks led up to the skunk. The highway department
picked up the first victim and gave him a proper burial, taking pains to
notify the family of the tragedy. Of course they had to put clothes pins
on their noses and rubber gloves on before they could remove the lawyer...
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
TABLE OF AMERICAN AND BRITISH ENGLISH WORDS
KEY l. = slang
n. = noun
v. = verb
+ = can be used by Americans, but rare and/or archaic
> = American spelling can be used as alternate spelling
(XXXX) = Pronounciation difference
AMERICAN BRITISH
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a knockout (sl....