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• Church Humor Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed
  "The Gate of Heaven". Below that was a small cardboard sign which read...
• A Few For The Pun Lovers... *** The Service *** Our old friend Gladys attended church services one particular Sunday.
  The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep....
• Learnign to share There was a man and woman that were married.
  And the man had a problem with referring to everything as his instead of theirs....
• Paybacks Are a Bitch There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk pulling a wagon and dragging a flattened frog on a string behind i
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• This preacher lost his bicycle and looked all over and could not find it.
  About mid week he was talking to one of his brother preacher and told him that someone had stolen his bicycle....
• My Friend Steve One day a husband (named Jim) went off to work as usual, and left his beautiful, well-endowed wife at home, as usual.
  Later in the morning, his best friend, Steve, came to the house and rang the doorbell....
• A couple went to mass and took confession. The husband went into the confessional and said "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
  The father asked him the nature of this - to which he replied "While my wife was bending over the freezer I had lustful thoughts and had my way with her....