A businessman is caught in Iraq and hauled off to jail as a spy.
After a few days he is taken to Saddam where he pleads for his life.
Saddam asks his mullah for advice and the mullah says:
"According to the ancient law of the land, this man can only prove
he is not a spy by doing the following 3 things:
1) He must drink an entire gallon of our strongest wine without
spilling a single drop, then,
2) He must pull a single tooth from of the mouth of our most
ravenous tiger, and finally,
3) He must make passionate love to the ugliest and oldest woman
in the land.
"Only then, said the mullah, can this man prove he is not a spy!".
So the man agrees to the test.
He drinks an entire gallon of wine and doesnt spill a drop!
Then, very drunk, he is thrown into a cage where a roaring tiger
jumps on him -- there's all this roaring and screaming as the tiger
and the businessman fight it out.
Finally, after more than a few hours, the businessman stumbles out
of the tiger's cage, drunk and bloodied, his clothes ripped off his
back and falls flat on his face at the feet of Saddam...
"Alright (hic!), the businessman says to Saddam, now where's that
old lady who wants a tooth pulled!".
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...