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Q: Why Are Women Like Landfills? A: Because It's A Great Place For A Guy To Dump His Load.
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Q: Why are women like landfills?
A: Because it's a great place for a guy to dump his load.
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Q: Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage? A: "t'da dump, t'da dump, t'da dump dump dump.
Q: Why did God make women? A: Because sheep can't cook.
Men Are Like... 1. Men are like department stores..
.. their clothes should always be half off. 2. Men are like vacations....
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
Q. Why does an Englishman close his eyes when he has sex?
A. Because he doesn't like to see a woman dissapointed !...
Q: Why do computers like humans? A: Because a human turns them on.
Q: Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair? A
Because if they dragged them by the feet they would fill up with rocks....
Q: Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair? A
Because when the dragged them by the feet, they filled up with dirt....
Q: Why can women only go 68 mph on the highway? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.