A man was to be married and his friends threw him a stag party... and what
a party it was! Much drinking and merriment. As the evening wore on, the
man was dancing nude and and hit his erect penis on the fireplace,
knocking himself out. Concerned, his friends took him to the hospital.
Following an examination, the emergency room physician told them that
their friend's condition was stable, that he was bruised and sore, that
the medical term for his injury was complicated but in layman terms, "He
broke his prick". Not to worry though, because he supported the injured
part with 4 tongue depressors neatly bound with tape.
The next day, the wedding was flawless and the bride was unaware of any
problems. In their honeymoon suite, the bride was spread eagled on the
bed when her husband emerged from the bathroom and she said, "Come and get
it honey, its all yours... untouched by any other, pure virgin wool". The
groom smiled as he dropped his pajamas as he said to her, "Check this out,
still in the crate".
