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• What is the first thing you should do if you find a lawyer buried up to his neck in cement?
  Get more cement....
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• Q: What do you call an Ethiopian with a feather up his ass? A: A dart.
• What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand.
• Q: What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
• What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His partners.