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• The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely.
  I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do at the dinner table....
• Just before the big wedding day a groom's friends decided to throw him a stag party.
  After many drinks, a naked girl jumped out of the big cake and started dancing with the groom....
• A young couple were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night.
  As they undressed for bed, the husband who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on"....
• A new bride, being very pure and innocent was quite nervous about her honeymoon night.
  That evening they were staying upstairs from her mother and wwhen bed time came and her husband took off his shirt the nervous newlywedd ran down to her mother screaming, "Mother, Mother his chest is all hairy"....
• All The Thanks I Need... A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.
  The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny....
• Trouble Remembering Things... An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.
  When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory....
• The hillbilly wedding ceremony had just concluded. The groom thrust his hand into the pocket of his tattered overalls and asked the preacher what he owed him.
  In these here parts, we don't charge for no hitchin', but you kin pay accordin' to your bride's beauty," the preacher beamed....
• This Pole got married, but he was too dumb to know what to do on his wedding night.
  "For God's sake, Stan," said his bride, "you take that thing you play with and you put it where I pee....
• It was the wedding night for a young couple and the groom wanted everything to be just perfect.
  He arranged to stay in the Honeymoon Suite of a plush hotel, and he and his new bride eagerly jumped into the heart-shaped bed to make love for the first time (at least for him)....