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• When Jeff gets sick of something, he throws up his hands.
  Jeff's third favorite sandwich? Cold Cuts! Jeff's favorite store? Footlocker!...
• Jeff's favorite country group? The Kentucky Headhunters.
  When Jeff needs to deodorize his refrigerator, he just needs to put in the hammer....
• Jeff the Chef is a really nice guy. He's always going to the ice box and taking a friend out for dinner!
  What do Jeff and the squirrels have in common? They're both storing up nuts for the winter!...
• Why was Jeff fired from a bank? He was eating all the "Bills".
  What's Jeff's favorite chewing gum? "Denny-teen" Why did Jeff always make girls nervous?...
• When they took Jeff away, he begged police, "Have a heart!
  Jeff's favorite candy bar is Buttered Fingers. Jeff the Chef won a three-legged race at the fair....
• Jeff's favorite book: "A Farewell to Arms." Jeff had trouble picking up dates.
  ..they had to leave their friends behind. "I don't think Jeff likes me -- he's always giving me the cold shoulder!...
• Jeff's favorite antacid? Rec-Tums! Sometimes Jeff has to flip a coin to decide what to eat.
  ..heads or tails. Jeff's favorite frozen dessert is Eyes Cream!...
• A lot of times, Jeff's neighbors get mad and go off half- cocked.
  Jeff's favorite expression? "Eat your heart out!...
• Jeff's favorite toast at a party..."Bottoms Up!" What do Wisconsin and New Jersey have in common?
  Hack'n'Sack! Jeff's favorite vacation spot? Hungary!...