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• A lot of times, Jeff's neighbors get mad and go off half- cocked.
  Jeff's favorite expression? "Eat your heart out!...
• Jeff says at a party, "Sorry...I guess I really put your foot in my mouth that time!
  One of Jeff's surviving neighbors just flew in from Milwaukee....
• JEFFREY DAHMER JOKES Q: What other charges will be filed against Dahmer?
  A: Selling arms to Iran. Q: What were they playing on the radio when the police entered Dahmer's apartment?...
• Jeff's favorite sport? Back-packing! His favorite childhood game?
  Tic-Tac-Toe What did Jeff the Chef say when he met police at the door?...
• When Jeff worked, how did he get paid? Severance! Why was Jeff the Chef thrown out of the Navy?
  When they yelled "All hands on deck" he showed up with silverware!...
• Yesterday Jeff passed one of his old neighbors in the restroom.
  Jeff is a great neighbor! He's always willing to give you a hand!...
• Why was Jeff fired from a bank? He was eating all the "Bills".
  What's Jeff's favorite chewing gum? "Denny-teen" Why did Jeff always make girls nervous?...
• Jeff invited his mom over for dinner. They were in the dining room eating quietly for awhile when Jeff's mom looked up and said, "You know, Jeff, I don't really like your friends.
  Jeff replied, "That's O.K., mom, just eat your vegetables....
• The last thing one of Jeff's neighbors said after a figh
  "Okay, ya don't have to bite my head off!" Pee Wee Herman and Jeff the Chef have a favorite dish in common....