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Jeff Brought A Whole New Meaning To The Expression "Belly Up To The Bar" The Police Found Corn Flakes In The Hair Of One Of Jeff's Victims Heads.
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Jeff brought a whole new meaning to the expression "Belly
up to the bar"
The police found corn flakes in the hair of one of Jeff's
victims heads. That's when they knew for sure he was a
cereal killer.
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When they took Jeff away, he begged police, "Have a heart!
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Jeff bought a new refrigerator. It seats six. UPDATE
Jeff replaced his 6-seater refrigerator or one with more elbow room....
When Jeff gets sick of something, he throws up his hands.
Jeff's third favorite sandwich? Cold Cuts! Jeff's favorite store? Footlocker!...
What did the Pole do when he found out he had sugar in his urine?
He pissed on his corn flakes.......
When his neighbors refused to talk to police, the police said "What's the matter?
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Jeff's favorite expression? "Eat your heart out!...
Jeff's favorite sport? Back-packing! His favorite childhood game?
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Cereal port 1 error, frosted flakes NOT found!
People love to invite Jeff to parties. He's a real cut-up!
Gay men love Jeff. They know they can always drop by for a cold one....