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  He sets them down on the stool next to him, and says to the (uncertain-looking) bartender "I'll have a Scotch and Soda....
• THE TALENTED HAMSTER A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink.
  The bartender says, "No way. I don't think you can pay for it....
• This guy walks into a bar, and sits down at the bar.
  There is a really good looking girl alone at the end of the bar....
• Have One On Me! A drunk walks into a bar full of customers and slurs to the bartender, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.
  So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $...
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• Kinda long, but it makes a good party joke:) A small balding &l
  ethnic> storms into a local bar and demands "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got!...
• Guy walks into a bar and sets an alligator on the bar.
  He bets the bar- tender a free drink that he could open the alligator's mouth, stick his dick in and count to ten very slowly....
• The Pope goes on a visit to S. Africa, and he is travelling along, in his Popemobile, by the side of a large river.
  Soon, he catches sight of a black man in the river, struggling and screaming as he tries vainly to fight off a huge crocodile....
• Punny 1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
  2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....