JOY RIDE (adapted From Sleigh Ride) Just Hear Those Machines Guns Rattling

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JOY RIDE
(adapted from Sleigh Ride)

Just hear those machines guns rattling, rat-tat-tattling too.
Come on, it's lovely weather for a joy ride together with you.
Outside the night is falling and thugs are calling "yoo-hoo".
Come on, it's lovely weather for a joy ride together with you.

Stick'em. Stick'em. Stick'em. Let's go.
Hand over your dough.
Get'em. Get'em. Get'em. Both hands!
This shouldn't take long. We'll finish this song with blasts from my one
piece band.

My gun is quite a dooey, 'cause it's an uzi, you see.
We smuggle drugs together, 'like killing fuzz and debtors for free.

Let's take that road before us and shoot a tourist or two.
Come on, it's lovely weather for a joy ride together with you.

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