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• Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?
  He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink....
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves? A: He fell out of the tree.
• Did you hear about the three aggies that drove there truck off a bridge one night?
  The driver broke the glass and got out, the two in the back drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down....
• Q: Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?
  A: Before they could pull him out he ate three of them....
• Q: What did Helen Keller do when she fell off the cliff? A: She screamed her fingers off.
• I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy.
  The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you died....
• Q: Did you hear what happened to the blonde tap-dancer? A: She fell into the sink.
• A woman was unable to conceive, so she went to her doctor.
  The doctor told her about the latest medical discovery, and told her to swallow three ball bearings....