Alienation can be fun!
AMNESIA RULES ... er ... um
An elephant is a mouse drawn to government specifications
Anarchists unite!
Archduke Ferdinand found alive - First World War a mistake!!
Autopsy is a dying practice
BEWARE OF THE DOG. Survivors will be prosecuted!
Be creative - invent a perversion
Be security conscious - 'cause 80% of people are caused by accident!
Birth control pills are habit forming
Blow your mind - smoke gunpoweder
Breakfast in London. Lunch in New York. Luggage in Bermuda!
CONFERENCE ON SCHIZOPHRENIA FRIDAY 12th - I've half a mind to attend
Cancer cures smoking
Children - beat your mother while she is young!
Cinderella married for money
Clean earth smells funny
Count Dracula your Bloody Mary is ready
Death is lifes answer to the question "WHY?"
Death is natures way of telling you to slow up
Depressive neurosis is nothing to laugh about
Does the lateral coital position mean having a bit on the side?
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep 'till noon
Don't shoot - I don't want to be president!!
Earn cash in your spare time - blackmail your friends!
Earthquake predicters are fault finders
Eggheads of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your yoke!
Euclid was a square
FOR THOSE WHO THINK LIFE IS A JOKE - JUST THINK OF THE PUNCHLINE!!!!
George Orwell was an optimist
Give your child mental blocks for christmas!
Grass is nature's way of saying "HIGH!"
Help stamp out philately!
Hire a freak today!
Hire the morally handicapped
I am a mistake - legalise abortion!
I am anonymous. Help me!
I dreamed I could wear a Maidenform bra. - TWIGGY
I think I exist; therefore I exist, I think
I think I think: therefore I think
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
If at first you don't succeed - CHEAT!
Isaac Newton counts on his fingers
It's me and you against the world - when do we attack?
It's not the work that gets me down - it's the coffee breaks!
JESUS SAVES - he couldn't on my salary!!
KISSINGER SHOULD BE BLOODY WELL HUNG! He is, my dear, he is. - Mrs Kissinger
Large cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anyone!
Lassie kills chickens
LEGALISE MENTAL TELEPATHY... I knew you were going to say that!
Life is a hereditary disease
Life, liberty and the happiness of pursuit!
Little Jack Horner's problem is more serious than he thinks!
Love thy neighbour - but don't get caught
Lower the age of puberty
Lung live tobacco
Mallet rules Croquet?
Nature never gives up. IT DID ON ME!!
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be! True - it's a thing of the past
Nudists are people who wear one-button suits
Oedipus - phone your mother
Oedipus was the first man to plug the generation gap
Of course I smoke - It's safer than breathing!
One thing about masturbation. You don't have to look your best.
Only dirty people need to wash
Pablo Picasso paints by numbers
Perry Mason bribes judges
Rasputin lives! He's in the kitchen
Reality is a crutch!
Reality is for people who can't cope with drugs
Reality is good sometimes for kicks, but don't let it get you down
Reincarnation is a pleasant surpise
Repeal inhibition
Repeal the law of gravity
Roget's Thesaurus Rules - ok, all right, very well, you bet, certainly
Rooner Spules OK
Save our slums
Save water - bathe with a friend
Sex is like money - even when its bad it's good
Sibling rivalry is for kids...
Silence those who oppose freedom of speech!
Smoke - choke - croak
Smoking bring a lump to the throat
Snoopy has flees
Sock it to me with apathy
Stamp out reality
Start an underground movement today - get yourself buried alive!
Start the day with a smile - and get it over with!
Stop air pollution - quit breathing
Superman gets into Clarke Kents' pants every morning
Support carnal knowledge!
Support free enterprise - legalise prostitution
Support the rich!
Support wild life - vote for an orgy!
Support your local police force - STEAL!
That Marquis de Sade sure knew how to hurt a guy
The best laid plans of mice and men... are all filed away somewhere
The diff between OZCO and a cactus plant - plant has pricks on the outside
The meek shall inherit the Earth! (if that's ok by the rest of you?)
The meek shall inherit the earth - they're too weak to refuse
There's more to life than meets the mind
Things are more like they used to be than they are now
Those who think they know it all upset those of us who do!
To save face - keep the lower half shut!
Today is the first day of the rest of your life - celebrate now!!
Unemployment helps stretch your coffee break
Use erogenous zone numbers
Visit your mother today. Maybe she hasn't had any problems lately
W.C. Fields is alive and drunk in Philadelphia
Wake up to insomnia!
WE ARE THE PEOPLE OUR PARENTS WARNED US ABOUT!
What has posterity ever done for me?
When I hear the word gun, I reach for my culture!
When in doubt, WORRY!
Why does free love cost so much?
Why worry about tomorrow when today is so far off?
With booze you lose with dope you hope
You'll never be the man your mother was
You're never alone with schizophrenia
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