The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday
afternoon after a shopping trip. She was quite agitated, and proceeded
to tell her husband about a certain shoe salesman who had been rude.
Seems she was sitting down while he helped her try on various shoes, and
happened to glance up and notice that she was not wearing any panties
under her dress. Without even thinking, he just blurted out, "Lady, if
that thing was full of ice cream, I'd eat every bite." Well, she was
understandably insulted, and now wanted to know what her husband was
going to do about it.
The husband just sat there, watching football on TV, and grunted. The
wife became histerical, and insisted on knowing why he didn't go
downtown and punch the rude salesman right in the nose.
"Well", the husband replied. "There are three reasons I don't punch
that guy in the nose. First of all, you shouldn't have even been
shopping for shoes, since you have a whole closet full of them.
Secondly, you have no business going shopping downtown with no panties
on. But most of all, I'm not going to punch any guy in the nose whose
big enough to eat that much ice cream!"
