QUICK LOSS DIET
Years of dieting had failed to return Betsy to the slim
figure she enjoyed as a youth. She had tried every diet
known to man and women kind. So naturally when she heard
there was a doctor new in town that could help her loose
weight she was very skeptical. But she was still grossly
overweight and desperate so she called at his office.
He explained that any and all foods were allowed on his diet
and in any quantity. Also there was no exercise program
involved in this diet plan. And ... it was guaranteed with a
100% money back contract. She will lose all the weight she
wanted to.
This all sounded too good to be true. There has to be a
catch. Well of course there was one aspect of the diet that
was not pleasant. True you can have all the food you desire,
BUT you shove it up the rectum.
Well she was desperate and agreed to the diet. Sure enough
the fat just melted away. Soon she was slim and trim. On
her last visit, concluding the treatment she seemed calm and
relaxed but could not sit still. She rocked gently from side
to side continuously. The doctor was getting a little
worried and asked if there were any side effects. She
replied no.
"Well then can you explain why you can't seem to sit still?"
"Oh, that's nothing, Doc. I'm just chewing gum."
