There was this guy who won the lottery. He immediately calls his
wife and says to her, "Honey, I won the lottery, pack your bags."
And she says, "Well, we only have one suitcase."
And he says, "No, just pack your bags,I want you gone when
I get home!"
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...