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• There was this high school graduate who brought his girlfriend home for dinner one night.
  He thought he had enough time to make love to her before his mother called him to dinner....
• One night, while she and her husband were making love, an Australian woman suddenly noticed something sticking in his ear.
  When she asked him what it was he replied 'Be quiet! I'm listening to the football.'...
• I once knew a medical man who loved frozen daiquiris.
  He was at a bar one night drinking one when a piece of hickory-wood form the ceiling fell into the glass....
• Good Eats... A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening.
  Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband!...
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
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• A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• AND YOU THINK YOU'VE HAD A TOUGH DAY?!! The following is taken from a Florida newspape
  A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen....
• TO MY DARLING HUSBAND, I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it.
  Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your computer entered our lives TWO YEARS AGO....