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  After a while they go to the Vatican and meet the pope....
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  He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on....
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• You Know You're A Horse Person When... - You are totally grossed out by human hair in the sink or tub, but don't mind horse hair in your washer, on your clothes, in your food.
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  One day, a man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce....