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  When he would come home late from hunting, he would not know which teepee contained which squaw, being dark and all....
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  When he would come home late from hunting, he would not know which teepee contained which squaw, being dark and all....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
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• Okay.. this is something my Physics lecturer said. There was an Indian Cheif, and he had three squaws.
  And kept them in three tee-pees. When he would come home late from hunting, he would not know which tee-pee contained which squaw....
• A salesmen while on the road went to his motel room tired and beat.
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• This guy, see, was walkin' down the street sportin' two -- not one, but two -- black eye
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• 100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
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• Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a sudden came across a bear.
  The bear noticed them, and started growling and generally getting really mean....
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