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• Two travelling salesmen, Jack and Bob, were driving through along a desolate stretch of Kansas highway when their car broke down.
  It was getting late, and the only building for miles around was a weather-battered old gas station a mile up the road....
• Jack and Jill were hired by a big computer corporation.
  They worked there for about half a year until hard times hit the company....
• looking Forward There was once a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s.
  For the sake of this story, we'll call him Jack....
• Nay, lad! *Deciding's* not your ploy, For that's a risky game.
  It's *making a decision* That's your surest road to fame....
• Jack + Jill are married and love each other. Jack from time to time thinks Jill has affairs with Tom, Dick, or Harry, but he is wrong.
  Jack's best friend is John. John's wife leaves him, and Jack invites John to stay with him + Jill....
• What goes "Gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-GA!"? A baby with a speech impetiment (sp?
  ). >What's gross? >Running over a baby. >What's grosser than gross?...
• Jack and Jill were working for this company. The company had run into some bad times and the guy that owned the company was going to have to lay either Jack or Jill off.
  He really couldn't decide which one to lay off because they were both really good workers....
• OK, you know that in Hollywood, every producer has his "Yes Man" whose job is to follow the producer aroundand say, "Yes, CB", "Right, CB" and so on.
  Well, one of these Yes Men got depressed, so down in fact that he was unable to function....
• Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....