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  These instances of faulty writing serve to confirm that even incompetent writing may be highly entertaining....
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  Such instances of faulty writ- ing serve to confirm that incompetency can be highly entertaining ....
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  The following are excerpts from a Toronto insurance company's records of drivers' descriptions of their experience...
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  I misplaced my dictionary. Now I'm at a loss for words....
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  The man pulled over and the police car stopped behind him....
• Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery: "Reserved for plant manager.