I Used To Work In A Bank,but Then I Lost Interest. I Used To Be A Lumberjack,but Then I Got The Axe.

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I used to work in a bank,but then I lost interest.
I used to be a lumberjack,but then I got the axe.
I used to be a carpenter,but then I got bored.
I used to be a tennis instructor,but it wasn't my racket.
I used to work for H + R Block,but it was too taxing.
I used to work for the Miller Beer company,but then I got canned.
I used to be a taxi driver,but I couldn't hack it.
I used to be a pimp,but then I got laid off.

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