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• There is no better way to exercise the imagination than the study of the law.
  No artist ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth....
• What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? Your Honor.
  What do you call a lawyer who's gone bad? Senator....
• A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone.
  After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it....
• LAWYERS *Q.* What do lawyers use for birth control?
  *A.* Their personalities. *Q.* What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?...
• Conway's Law: In every organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on.
  This person must be fired....
• The Sausage Principle: People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either one being made.