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Whats Hard, And Round And Sticks Out Of Your Clothes Far Enough That You Can Hang A Hat On It?
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Whats hard, and round and sticks out of your clothes far enough that
you can hang a hat on it?
-- Your head
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The most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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