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How Does A Mexican Know When He's Hungry?? His Ass Burns!
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How does a mexican know when he's hungry??
His ass burns!
Related:
Q: How does a Mexican know when it's time to eat again? A: His asshole stops burning.
How do you know when an Iraqi boy becomes a man? - When he removes the diaper from his ass and wraps it around his head.
While driving through a small town in Old Mexico, an American tourist blew out a tire.
It was during the siesta, so when he arrived at the gas station a sign hanging in the door announced that the station was "Closed, come back soon!...
Q: Did you know that Rock Hudson does not have any friends or relatives?
A: But he has neighbors up his ass....
Q: When does a Mexican become a Spaniard? A: When he marries your daughter.
Q: How does a blind parachutist know when he is about to land? A: The lead goes slack!
How does a jew say fuck you? Trust me. What's green, five miles long and has a thousand legs with an I.
Q. of 3? A New York City St. Patrick's day parade....
A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo?
So they could have four clean walls to write on....