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Q: Did You Hear That Ronald McDonald Was Arrested? A
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Q: Did you hear that Ronald McDonald was arrested?
A: He tried to stick his big mac in Wendy's hot and juicy.
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What did Wendy say when she stuck her hand down Ronald McDonald's pants? "Where's the beef?
Q: How do you know when you're being mooned by Ronald McDonald?
A: He's the one with the sesame seed buns....
Great A Hot & Juicy Story Well, I was loafin' around the salad bar at the burger stand one chili day on Coney Island, when I Frito-Lay'd my eyes on the sweetest little tomato I'd ever seen.
Let's just say I could tell she wasn't gonna be ice-cold or taste like some of those cheaper spreads I'd eaten....
JEFFREY DAHMER JOKES Q: What other charges will be filed against Dahmer?
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Q: Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel? A: He tried to jump 18 blacks with a steam roller.
Signs You're at a Bad McDonald's 10. Your "Quarter Pounder" has a long, thin tail.
9. The kid serving you has grill marks on his forehead....
Q: Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine?
A: He made a spectacle of himself....
One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....
Top Ten Signs a Mafia Boss is Nuts 10. Keeps ordering hits on "that bas*^% Al Capone" 9.
Had a guy whacked because he thought he was working for Batman 8....