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Q: Why Did The Dinosaur Cross The Road? A: Chickens Weren't Invented Yet.
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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens weren't invented yet.
Related:
You Chicken Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the armadillo/raccoon that it was possible....
Q: Why did the possum cross the road? A: I don't know, haven't seen one make it yet.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To prove to the possum that it could be done....
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.
Q:Why did the pervert cross the road? A: Because he was stuck to the chicken.
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road? A: Because the chicken called in sick.
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road? A: He was stuck in a chicken.
Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road? A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?
Why did the WASP cross the road? -- To get to the middle.
Why did the Baby cross the road? ... It was strapped to the Chicken!