Astronaut--Whirled Traveler. Skydiver--a Guy Whose Talks Fall Flat.

Astronaut--Whirled Traveler. Skydiver--a Guy Whose Talks Fall Flat.

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Astronaut--Whirled traveler.
Skydiver--a guy whose talks fall flat.
Carpenter--a guy who nails down his agreement.
Surrey-makers--always looking for fringe benefits.
Soviet spy-dancer--a ballet ruse
Chinese spy--a Peiping Tom.
Harpist--a plucky musician.

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