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I Had A Job Lined Up As A Chimney Sweep, But It Fell Through.
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I had a job lined up as a chimney sweep, but it fell through.
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THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS: COMBAT SANTA REVISITED T'was the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, in a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone.
I had come down the chimney with presents to give, And to see just who in this home did live....
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No one in town wanted the job, since the hours were terrible and the working conditions lousy, so the priest got worried....
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The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping....
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