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• GETTING RID OF TELEMARKETERS... ** If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
  ** If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problem...
• The Wrong Answer Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin.
  An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the department manager....
• Fun Things To Do To Telemarketers: ** Turn on the TV.
  Change the channel to one that only gets static. Turn the volume up really loud....
• Spoken in a granny voice) "Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
  You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....
• A guy opened up a new bar, but he couldn't think of a name for it, so one of his friends suggested that he name the bar after the first lady to walk in.
  Good idea," replied the proud owner. Later that day a young lady, wear- ing a small, tight mini-skirt that revealed velvety, tanned legs, walked in and applied for a job as a cocktail waitress....
• My solution is upon realizing that I'm talking with a "telemarketing representative", I ask
  Are you a telemarketer?" The answer (suprisingly) is usually yes....
• If you can't get a job, get a senate appointment!!!
• How to Mess up a Job Interview Personnel executives of 100 major corporations were asked for stories of unusual behavior by job applicants.
  1. "... stretched out on the floor to fill out the job application....
• Some secretaries get a raise by lying down on the job...