1) When Jim Morrison Sings, I Get Door-gasms. 2) I Love Abusing The Down-trodden.

1) When Jim Morrison Sings, I Get Door-gasms. 2) I Love Abusing The Down-trodden.

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1) When Jim Morrison sings, I get Door-gasms.
2) I love abusing the down-trodden. It gives me poor-gasms.
3) Thinking about Burt Reynold's ex-lovers gives me Dinah Shore-gasms.
4) Listening to Satanic Heavy Metal gives me Tipper Gore-gasms.
5) Star Trek, The Next Generation gives me Geordi LaForge-gasms. (ehhh)
6) Bob Hope/Bing Crosby movies give me Road to Bora-Bora-gasms.
7) Japanese war movies give me Tora Tora Tora-gasms. (ehhh)
8) Jacques Cousteau documentaries give me explore-gasms.
9) Anything with Kim Basinger gives me adore-gasms.
10) Professional golf on TV gives me fore-gasms. Or bore-gasms, grin.

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