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Rumors In The Fast-food Industry Have It That McDonald's Is Preparing To Test-market A New Burger Made From Bulls' Lips.
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Rumors in the fast-food industry have it that
McDonald's is preparing to test-market a new
burger made from bulls' lips. It'll be called the
McJagger.
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