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  You must be polish," the clerk replied. The polish guy, getting a little irritated, responded, "Why do you say that?...
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  As so often occurs the libations were used up before it was time to end the festivities....
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  As so often occurs the libations were used up before it was time to end the festivities....
• MEGA MORON AWARDS Not quite stupid enough for the Darwin awards but they are working on it.
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• Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I wanted to be different, so I called my dog "Sex.
  I found out that "Sex" is a very embarrassing name....
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