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• One day a young man went to a pharmacy and asked the little old lady behind the counter if he could speak with the pharmacist.
  "I am the pharmacist," she informed him. "Oh, in that case forget it," he replied and started to leave....
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• PAINT IT LIKE A COW The Fair. I hadn’t been to one of these
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• New Mercedes Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store.
  He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman....
• 2 gays decide to have a baby. The one gets a sex change, becomes pregnant and the baby is born.
  When they go to the hospital nursery, they notice that all of the babys are crying except one....
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  I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out....