So this Gorilla walks up to a dairy bar and says, "I'd like a
vanilla milk shake, please."
The man at the counter makes one and gives it to him, the
gorilla puts a ten dollar bill on the counter. The man thinking
to himself, "What can a gorilla know about money?", returns 50›
to the gorilla. "You know, we don't get many gorillas here."
"No wonder - at $9.50 a shake!"
A man went to Africa to collect gorillas for a zoo. He had heard
of a native who was an expert gorilla hunter, but had been warned
that he should bargain carefully, because the natives had a tendency
to include something for most of their relatives in the price....