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No," Said The Teacher, "it's A Tomato. But That Shows You Were Thinking.
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"No," said the teacher, "it's a tomato. But that shows you were thinking."
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No, it's a squash. But that shows you were thinking," replied the teacher.
To which Johnny replied, "Gee teacher, it was only a pencil. BUT--that shows you were thinking!
One day, a teacher was testing the students' intelligence.
Okay class, I have something behind my back which is rectangular, small and black....
A teacher stood in front of her grade school classroom and said, "Behind my back, I'm holding something round and hard and red.
What is it." Tommy raised his hand and said, "A red ball....
WE were in Geology Class (About 300 people) and on Final Exam the teacher called for the Exam Papers.
Well 5 minutes later, sure enuff, a Student Came Down with his Exam Paper and tried to turn it it....
Tomato paste - what you use to fix broken tomatoes.
A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar. Cucumbe
Gee, how come you look so red? Tomato: I saw the salad dressing....
Several children raised their hands. The teacher said, "Okay, Linda, what do you think it is?
Talking Like a Grown Up The former kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to first grade.
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no babytalk....