What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Hey, I'm a fun guy!
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed that all the women were paying
attention to this real geeky guy. He was 4'11", fat, bald, and pimply,
not to mention the coke-bottle glasses and that he sniffled a lot. He
motioned to the bartender, "Hey, what gives? Why are all the chicks
interested in that lump over there?" "Dunno," replied the bartender,
"He came in here, sat down, and didn't say anything to them. Just
stared into space licking his eyebrows."
How can a women lose lots of ugly fat quick?
DIVORCE HIM!!!!
Like my brother is so stupid he has to take his pants off to count to
21.
Like he is so stupid when they were handing out brains he thought they
said trains so he asked for a slow one.
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...