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• Q: What do you call a woman who can suck a golf ball through a 20 ft.
  garden hose? A: "Darling", "Sweetheart", "Precious", whatever it takes....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• OK; here's the Sorority Girl joke list. 1. Q: What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
  A: "Have another beer." 2. Q: Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?...
• Q: What is the difference between a LADA and a golf-ball?
  A: You can drive a golf_Ball 360 yards......
• Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick. You look more beautiful than Nurse Chapel Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
  I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!...
• The Ideal Wife should be beautiful, but not so beautiful that people think you married her only for her beauty.
  And The Ideal Wife should be wealthy, but not so wealthy that people think you married her only for her money....